Currently I'm writing a screenplay for a film I wanna do, that probably won't be made, but whatev. It's entitled "Cheeseburger" and you can check out its progress at http://www.myspace.com/cheeseburgerthemovie if you realllllllly want to. With dialogue such as "Can I keep her lower half?" "No, that's just disgusting." "But it's all I need...", I can NEVER expect it to be made. But oh well, it's fun.

Anyways, one that's not going to include gangrape of a pregnant woman, lots of murder, a 16 year old getting raped, child-suicide, and much much more, I have entitled "Poke: A Pre-Teen Love Story." I have not started writing it yet, but I am thinking up a plethora of ideas for when I do. It's going to be a Rom-Com PG Horror. I want to make something "Lord of the Flies"-esque, only make it darker. I want it to be filmed entirely with a cast of 11/12 year olds. I additionally want to make it part Rom-Com, and it is to be PG. Right now you're thinking "what the hell!?" Hear me out. I want to make a kid Horror film. How would a boy torture a girl? Would he pick his nose in front of her and poke her repeatedly? Throw bugs at her? Yes. So we can do that, but at the same time we can make it seem much more violent than it really is. We can make it brutal. And it can be PG. In regards to the Rom-Com, who said that you can't turn pecks on the cheeks into total makeout sessions? The rules of PG are all about content. But if we can make something seem different than it actually is, without changing the content; That is key. And I am very excited to start working on this, whether it is ever filmed or not.