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GHOST POOPIE-The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet
CLEAN POOPIE-The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper
WET POOPIE-The ke kind here you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put paper between your butt and your underwear so you dont ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE-This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realise that you have to poopie some more
POP A VAIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOPIE- The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke
LINCON LOG POOPIE- The kind of poopie that is so huge you have to break it up in little pieces with the toilet brush before flushing it down the loo
GASSEY POOPIE- Its so noisey everyone within earshot is giggling
DRINKER POOPIE- The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking, it's most noticable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet
GEE, I WISH I COULD POPPIE POOPIE- The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times
SPINAL TAP POOPIE-Thats where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear that it was leaving sidways
WET CHEEKS POOPIE-(THE POWER DUMP) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast youre butt gets splashed with water
LIQUID POOPIE-The kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of yuor butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl
SPICEY POOPIE- It smells so bad your nose burns
UPPER CLASS POOPIE- The kind of poopie that does'nt smell
THE SURPRISE POOPIE- You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are gonna fart but ooops, a poopie
THE DANGLING POOPIE- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it, you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose
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